Tuesday 1 September 2009

Unbalanced

Okay, where were we? Back from holiday, that's right. Back from holiday and straight in to a carer crisis. One of my long term carers suddenly started arriving late or not arriving at all. There were, of course, all sorts of reasons, some understandable and some not so. The result, anyway, was that I spent several days stuck in bed for an extra hour or so, or hanging around in the evening, ever shorter of breath, waiting for replacement carers to arrive. The situation has settled down somewhat but I'm still not sure who is going to turn up morning and night.


Further complicating the situation has been my BiPap mask problem. As mentioned last time, I appear to be leaking in deep sleep. The air pushed in to my lungs by the BiPap machine is under pressure and the mask I use is a nasal one. In other words, a mask fits to my nostrils and blasts air up them and in to the lungs, fully inflating them, and thus facilitating O2 and CO2 exchange. The system only works effectively because of the pressure. However, when I am in deep sleep, the muscles in my face relax and the pressurised air short cuts the lungs and escapes via my mouth. The BiPap machine has interpreted this as a leak in the system, it's little computerized brain assuming someone has stuck a pin in the tube or unplugged something in an attempt to assassinate me in my sleep. Although I don't actually die (you'll notice), the effect is, over the long term, a build up of CO2 and resulting headaches and mental sluggishness.


To solve this problem I have been sent, from the Royal Brompton Hospital, various alternative face masks. The first one covered both my nose and mouth, which obviously solved the mouth leaking problem, but was terribly hot and uncomfortable and turned any saliva in to dry, crispy flakes. It also leaked tiny amounts of air around the sides causing occasional high-pitched squeaking sounds. Horrible. The next mask was a full-faced one, covering eyes, nose and mouth. It looked suitable for deep-sea diving. I am not a naturally panicky person but the moment I put this mask on I felt unbearably claustrophobic. My eyes watered and my nose itched and I couldn't touch them because of this plastic casing. I managed nearly two minutes before freaking out and trying, unsuccessfully, to rip the thing from my face. Fortunately Polly came to my semi-hysterical rescue while the carers flapped ineffectually.


So, at the moment, I'm using my old mask with an alternative, non-alarming BiPap machine. Unfortunately this machine is less affective (due to its limited pressure settings) and although I am not being woken by an alarm I am, presumably, still leaking air in deep sleep. This is a situation that can't go on too long. If I start writing complete gibberish (as opposed to the normal nonsense), you can assume my gas levels are unbalanced and I'm being poisoned.


Until next time. . .

5 comments:

  1. It sounds to me like RG is still unhappy about you not letting him know you were in Bristol, so he is sneaking into your room in the wee small hours and messing around with your BiPap mask..!
    I told you not to mess with the Rock God. He can be very mean.

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  2. I've got an old brass diving helmet in the garage.
    With a bit of help and a phillips screwdriver I reckon we can get you down to 40 fathoms.
    Bas

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  3. Have you tried putting a couple of bulldog clips on your lips so stop the air from leaking that way??? Might not be very comfortable, but it should do the trick. It's less permanent than supergluing your lips together!!!

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  4. I have that problem as well. The fix is a chin strap that you can use with just about any mask. I use the nasal "pillows" and a chin strap. Here's a site (presumably from 1995) that has some images, although they are slightly more complex than mine. http://www.cpapman.com/chnstrps.html

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  5. I must protest at Bassbin’s assertion that I am ‘mean’…psychotic, homicidal and downright sadistic for sure….but never mean. I even stroke kittens (before eating them of course).

    If and when you manage to get to the bottom of the hissing, wheezing and rumbling that accompanies you at night could you please share this information with your male readers of a certain age as I am sure that their wives, partners and long term bedroom companions would be extremely grateful for a night of uninterrupted and quiet sleep.

    Personally I would go with the diving helmet option…had you been 9 years old you would have bitten his arm off for such an opportunity.

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