You have go-faster stripes on your wheelchair.
You use the battery on your electric wheelchair to power a refrigerator for your beer.
You hire out your wheelchair at the school fair for 50p a ride.
You use your artificial leg as a wine-cooler.
You fit monster truck tyres to your wheelchair.
You install an air horn on your wheelchair.
Your walking frame has runner-beans growing up it.
You have an attachment on your chair especially to hang fluffy dice from.
You go in to chemists and ask if they have a pill to cure you.
You paint pictures with your feet even though your hands work perfectly well.
You go in to shops and ask able-bodied people if they need any help.
You use the ceiling track hoist in your bathroom as a swing.
If you can do better then email me or leave a comment.
Ahh! You got me on the last one. It's the simple things in life!
ReplyDeleteBy the way, I did finally put my links together if you want to check them out. You probably know them all by now though.
Hi
ReplyDeleteI thought this was funny and hope you don't mind but am going to copy it as a blog on our Creative Cafe site at http://creativecafe.org.uk ?
I will put a link back here to your site of course.
Hope that is Ok with you.
Creative Cafe supports people with disabilities by the way.
Thanks a lot
Jill
These are hilarious and so original! I'm shocked I haven't read them-LOVE it:-) Thanks for the laugh!
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