You have go-faster stripes on your wheelchair.
You use the battery on your electric wheelchair to power a refrigerator for your beer.
You hire out your wheelchair at the school fair for 50p a ride.
You use your artificial leg as a wine-cooler.
You fit monster truck tyres to your wheelchair.
You install an air horn on your wheelchair.
Your walking frame has runner-beans growing up it.
You have an attachment on your chair especially to hang fluffy dice from.
You go in to chemists and ask if they have a pill to cure you.
You paint pictures with your feet even though your hands work perfectly well.
You go in to shops and ask able-bodied people if they need any help.
You use the ceiling track hoist in your bathroom as a swing.
If you can do better then email me or leave a comment.