Sunday, 6 July 2008

You Are Not Taking Your Disability Seriously lf. . .


You have go-faster stripes on your wheelchair.


You use the battery on your electric wheelchair to power a refrigerator for your beer.


You hire out your wheelchair at the school fair for 50p a ride.


You use your artificial leg as a wine-cooler.


You fit monster truck tyres to your wheelchair.


You install an air horn on your wheelchair.


Your walking frame has runner-beans growing up it.


You have an attachment on your chair especially to hang fluffy dice from.


You go in to chemists and ask if they have a pill to cure you.


You paint pictures with your feet even though your hands work perfectly well.


You go in to shops and ask able-bodied people if they need any help.


You use the ceiling track hoist in your bathroom as a swing.


If you can do better then email me or leave a comment.