You have go-faster stripes on your wheelchair.
You use the battery on your electric wheelchair to power a refrigerator for your beer.
You hire out your wheelchair at the school fair for 50p a ride.
You use your artificial leg as a wine-cooler.
You fit monster truck tyres to your wheelchair.
You install an air horn on your wheelchair.
Your walking frame has runner-beans growing up it.
You have an attachment on your chair especially to hang fluffy dice from.
You go in to chemists and ask if they have a pill to cure you.
You paint pictures with your feet even though your hands work perfectly well.
You go in to shops and ask able-bodied people if they need any help.
You use the ceiling track hoist in your bathroom as a swing.
If you can do better then email me or leave a comment.
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Ahh! You got me on the last one. It's the simple things in life!
By the way, I did finally put my links together if you want to check them out. You probably know them all by now though.
Hi
I thought this was funny and hope you don't mind but am going to copy it as a blog on our Creative Cafe site at http://creativecafe.org.uk ?
I will put a link back here to your site of course.
Hope that is Ok with you.
Creative Cafe supports people with disabilities by the way.
Thanks a lot
Jill
These are hilarious and so original! I'm shocked I haven't read them-LOVE it:-) Thanks for the laugh!
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