Sunday, 6 July 2008

You Are Not Taking Your Disability Seriously lf. . .

You have go-faster stripes on your wheelchair.

You use the battery on your electric wheelchair to power a refrigerator for your beer.

You hire out your wheelchair at the school fair for 50p a ride.

You use your artificial leg as a wine-cooler.

You fit monster truck tyres to your wheelchair.

You install an air horn on your wheelchair.

Your walking frame has runner-beans growing up it.

You have an attachment on your chair especially to hang fluffy dice from.

You go in to chemists and ask if they have a pill to cure you.

You paint pictures with your feet even though your hands work perfectly well.

You go in to shops and ask able-bodied people if they need any help.

You use the ceiling track hoist in your bathroom as a swing.

If you can do better then email me or leave a comment.